You better friggin’ KNOW it’s legally 
“Still Certified”


“COMPLETELY VOUCHED FOR”


BANNED IN 14 STATES BUT LEGAL IN 17 STATES, YOU’LL NEVER REALLY KNOW UNTIL WE FIND OURSELVES IN THE WRONG TEXACO.




• FÅEKKENGÄÉ

VERY EXPENSIVE DESIGN
(PROBABLY NOT FOR YOU)

• GREAT PLACEMENT

GREAT IDEA. DEFINITELY PAY
CASH MONEY TO THIS DUDE

• GOOD ENOUG

DIDN’T SEE THIS ONE COMING.
I MEAN, IT’S FINE.